A Sunday Meme

I got this from Manda's Blog ! Super fun!!!

 

My uncle once: bought me neon yellow Oakley’s for my 13th birthday and I thought I was the COOLEST person of all time!!!

 

Never in my life: did I think I would have to make friends all over again at age 30

 

When I was five: All I wanted was a Cabbage Patch Birthday Party and I got one!

 

High School was: amazing in the aspect of Theatre and Music! Boys-thumbs down

 

I will never forget: my Grandfather!

 

I once met: Big Red from Real World/Road Rules Challenge

 

There’s this girl I know who: is a faith wristing ginger BITCH!

 

Once, at a bar: that I used to underage drink at EVERY SINGLE WEEK, I got thrown out the one night I wasn't even drinking for licking my finger that had some of a Jell-O shot on it!

 

By noon, I’m usually: am thinking about how I HATE my life ……..

 

Last night: I watched Hook, Friday After Next and Just Friends

 

If only I had: a direction in my life

 

Next time I go to church: i have no idea. I don't do Church. I was only last in one when I was in the WORST wedding of all time!

 

What worries me most: is losing my Mom or James

 

When I turn my head left, I see: the open back patio door

 

When I turn my head right, I see: My dining room table and a bunch of crap

 

You know I’m lying when: I fake sneeze or pretend I have a twitch in my eye

 

What I miss most about the eighties: SNorks, Wuzzles, Smurfs, My Little Ponys and Strawberry Shortcake

 

By this time next year: I will HOPEFULLY be in school!

 

A better name for me would be: Needy Nancy

 

I have a hard time understanding: How parents are not involved in their kids lives!

 

If I ever go back to school, I’ll: be studying Theme Park Management

 

You know I like you if: I call you Mom !

 

If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my Mom

 

Take my advice, never: fuck up your credit!

 

My ideal breakfast is: Turkey Bacon, Hash browns with onions and peppers, scrambled eggs and white toast with Jam and butter!

 

A song I love, but do not own is: That Cinderella Song by Taylor Swift

 

If you visit my hometown, I suggest: that you don't blink your eyes or you will miss it

 

Why won’t people: just let people love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry!

 

If you spend the night at my house: You will sleep on a blow up mattress with the CUTEST bedding of all time!!!

 

I’d stop my wedding for: My Dad not being able to walk me down the isle!

 

The world could do without: hate, intolerance, judgment

 

I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: give certain people a second chance. There are just some things I am WAY too proud to do!

 

Paper clips are more useful than: staples

 

If I do anything well, it’s: cook

 

And by the way: Just Be Yourself! Fuck Them if they cant handle it!!!